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[ cheers and applause ] >> ste studio 6b in eller center in th of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his
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kate hudson, dan patrick, musical guest, g-eazy, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 407, orlando. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. that's what you want right there. that's what you want. that's what you want. it may be cold outside, but it's hot in here tonight!
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welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. i'm your host, jimmy fallon. i want to say thank you to everyone who is here because you're a fan of the show, as well as everyone who's just killing time because your flight was canceled. i understand. [ light laughter ] really, i understand. oh, gosh. it was a crazy weekend. we got over two feet of snow here in new york city, and more than 11,000 flights were canceled because of the blizzard. yeah, in fact, there's so many people waiting around at the airport, they had to open a a chili's three. [ laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i could've got a a drum -- >> steve: come on. [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: that's the -- >> steve: chili's three. i want my baby back baby back [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the blizzard also caused power outages all over the place. in fact, they had blackouts in new jersey, north carolina and the oscars. it was just very interesting. [ laughter and applause ] didn't see that one coming. didn't see it coming. >> steve: didn't see it coming. >> jimmy: yeah, didn't see that one coming. that was a good one.
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guys, i saw that chris christie left the campaign trail in new hampshire to return home to new jersey to deal with the snowstorm. of course, what do you expect to happen when you tell chris christie there's a large blizzard waiting for him? [ laughter ] he's like, "what flavor? what flavor is it, m&m?" [ applause ] make sure there's reese's pieces, too. i know somebody who works there, he can get me reese's pieces." [ laughter ] it's legal. you can have both candies. >> steve: yeah, he gets both. >> jimmy: yeah, he doesn't charge me for it. nice. you have to go through the drive-thru to get it. there's no other way to go. stop, stop, stop. we're cool. [ light laughter ] >> steve: we'll bring it to you. you're the governor. >> jimmy: stop admitting that. big election news, guys. it's been reported that former new york city mayor michael bloomberg is considering running for president as an independent candidate this year. [ cheers and applause ] so in addition to bush, rubio and cruz, that'll make four candidates who can speak spanish.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: even immigrants are like, "speak english. we're fine. that's not helping us out." [ speaking spanish ] bloomberg speaks spanish like my mom going to a mexican restaurant. "i'll have dahs kase-a-dill-as? huh? and i'll have a fajita." [ laughter ] fajita, fajita. i'll have a fajita. meanwhile, jeb bush's campaign recently released an ad that featured his mother, barbara bush. and donald trump criticized him for needing his mommy to help him. unlike donald trump, who has never needed help from a a parent. >> my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: big deal. big deal. a million dollars. who cares? it's a small loan.
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big deal, i'll give you a a million dollars. big deal. tiny loan. >> steve: small. >> jimmy: dad, can i borrow a a million dollars? let's get to some sports here. after winning last night, the carolina panthers and denver broncos advance to super bowl 50. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. it was exciting yesterday. peyton manning became the oldest quarterback to lead his team to a super bowl. yeah. in fact, peyton is so old that if he wins, when they ask what he's going to do now, he's going to say, "i'm going to [ laughter ] it's warmer there." that's right, the broncos beat the patriots to win the afc championship last night. [ cheers and applause ] and tom brady was sacked four times. [ cheers and applause ] brady was hit so hard, a kid in of his uggs. [ laughter ] did you see that?
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>> jimmy: yeah. here's some tv news. shonda rhimes is set to executive produce a show on abc that picks up at the end of shakespeare's "romeo and juliet." so i guess no one at abc read the end of "romeo and juliet." [ laughter ] >> steve: they're dead.f the show is "nobody left." [ laughter ] no one here.alf-hour show. >> steve: what happened. >> jimmy: it's a giant funeral? i don't know what it is.s. did you hear about this, higgs? an australian company has developed a new pair of smart t vibrate when you hold a yoga pose correctly. [ laughter ]e man got a pair for his since. [ laughter and applause ] ladies and gentlemen.
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>> jimmy: oh, it's the best crowd. welcome, everybody. thank you so much for happy to be back. we've got a big week of shows coming up. tomorrow night, josh brolin, illy ocean will all be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: whoa, love all three of them! >> jimmy: billy ocean! yeah. later this week, n and john oliver will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have a special musical performance from sia. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sia. don't mess around with her. she's great. first, we have a fantastic show tonight. ops by. from the new movie "kung fu panda 3", our pal kate hudson is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the most fun. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: the most fun human.oing to play our dubsmash game later on in
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we'll see who -- if we're good w, yeah. plus he's an emmy award winning sportscaster. oh, he's like one of the best out there. "football night in america" and "the dan patrick show." dan patrick himself is dropping by tonight. [ cheers and applatball. he's another funny dude. this guy's amazing here. w hit song "me, myself, and i," we have music from g- eazy.e ] he's good. love this guy. g-eazy. a little taste of that real quick? me myself and i solo ride until i die >> jimmy: that's not him but -- 'cause i got me somve: he's got a high voice. >> jimmy: no, he doesn't have a a high voice. that's not him. [ light laughter ] you'll see later. that's the vocalist. >> steve: he sounded high.
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>> jimmy: you'll see who it is later. but g-eazy eventually gets in there. but that was not g-eazy. >> jimmy: that was not his voice, no. i mean, if he had helium. [ laughter ] >> steve: he could be on helium. to do -- that's the big song, there. g-eazy is here tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love good music.sic. i'm a pretty easy going guy, don't you think? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: there's one thing that really gets my ] >> steve: what's that? what gets your goat? >> jimmy: it's bad music. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: no one should have to listen to bad tunes.ou guys, i'm about to play you real songs from real bands that think you should avoid in a a segment called "do not play list." here we go. and applause ] do not play do not play do not play these songs these songs before we start, i want you all to know that every artist and song i'm about to play for you is 100% real. songs up. these are actual bands and actual songs.
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or amazon or see if your local music store has them. they are real.0% real. >> jimmy: yeah. so anyways, this is on my do not play list. you can see it. first --y these. >> jimmy: no. this first song is a cover song of beyonce's "single ladies." >> steve: i love "single ladies."too. it's by a singer named wing. okay. that's wing. she's like waving to someone or to catch a baseball. i don't know what's happening.hat she's doing. but then it says right here, she sings for all the single ladies and raps for all the [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. well that's good. >> jimmy: i don't know what that means. but i am intrigued. let's listen to all the single ladies. ingle ladies all the single ladies
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now put your hands up we just broke up i'm doing my own little thing >> jimmy: all right. stop, stop, stop, stop. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] questlove: this is you guys, isn't it? >> jimmy: no, no, this is a a real thing. that was a real thing right there.ed. >> jimmy: i don't know. i like it, but i wouldn't put a a wing on it. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey, like it then you put a ring on it >> jimmy: our next album is from an '80s r&b artist i've d paul laurence. [ laughter ] there he is there. there's paul.ld paisley jacket, no shirt. classic look. no shirt. if you've got a gold paisley jacket -- >> questlove: why would you wear a shirt?don't need to wear one. [ laughter ] here he is on the back. he's buttoned up here. he has a shirt on. it's up to him. him. >> jimmy: he can take it off. yeah, he can take it off or not. anyways, it says over here. here it says, "paul laurence is
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stands on the side, saying little. you might say he's shy." maybe he's just a sweet, sensitive guy. [ light laughter ]o a song by his called "she's not a sleaze." >> steve: oh, there you go. [ laughter ]l i can't go for that they say that she's a sleaze no i can't go for that e crazy but i'm sure that she's not a sleaze >> jimmy: that's good. see? he's defending her. [ applause ] >> steve: he's defending the honor of that lady by not wearing a shirt. >> jimmy: do you know that dude?yes, i know paul laurence. >> jimmy: you know paul laurence well? >> questlove: he's a legend. >> steve: i know lawrence welk. freddy jackson? >> questlove: no, he produced freddy jackson. >> jimmy: freddy's on that track. >> steve: freddy's on the album.ah, he's -- >> jimmy: yeah, anyway. >> steve: she's not a sleaze. >> questlove: she's not a a sleaze. . >> questlove: super romantic. >> steve: i can't think of a
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>> jimmy: just in time for valentine's day.y bernie sanders. [ laughter ] i'm not joking. this is real. it's an album that he made in 1987 called "bernie sanders and ists: we shall overcome." side "a" has five songs.onversation with bernie sanders. so -- [ laughter ] >> steve: listen to side "b." >> jimmy: he talks -- to do? which one? >> jimmy: it's not a song. i'm going with side "a." let's take a listen. >> steve: are you sure? party, right? >> steve: you're at the party. >> jimmy: let's just not do the conversation, yeah. let's do "this land is your land." here you go. ng that ribbon of highway i saw above me i saw below me that golden valleyde for you and me
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that's good.e ] he's got the voice. he's got the voice of an angel. the voice of an angel -- an angel that grew up in brooklyn.oice of an angel. >> steve: yeah, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: i saw -- i saw above me, a golden valley. i saw that. don't ask me.on't ask me if i saw it. [ laughter ] >> steve: i need ska beat under >> jimmy: no, he didn't do it. i saw around me. i saw -- [ laughter ] don't ask me what i saw.ley. i saw -- i saw that this land was made for us. sorry. this land, i saw this. okay, go ahead, go. [ cheers and applause ] he saw it. get it.remix.
11:49 pm easy g. >> jimmy: it's from the early '80s.l franks' "one bad habit." >> steve: yeah. got one bad habit. is it baseball? no.glove in there. is that it? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you know what that is? is that a can of those crispy - >> steve: durkee's. that you put on string bean casserole? >> jimmy: it's turkey -- >> jimmy: he might be addicted >> jimmy: yeah man, he's got one bad habit. i don't know what it is. he's all dressed up and ready for the big game.eans and a a purple -- >> jimmy: ready to go. probably like an intramural league. either way. he's all ready to go.ably playing jai alai. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: check out the back. new outfit. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: fresh new outfit. [ la the game. mystery hand coming out of the locker. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: mystery person. seems to be happy about called "baseball." >> steve: sure.
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this is "baseball." how can i keep the way you wind up when you throw me those curves i hear him yell strikell it's so hard to keep my eyes on the ball on the baseballlike baseball love is just like baseball : all right, stop, stop, stop. who is yelling strike? ve: i think he struck out. >> jimmy: someone's yelling strike when he's -- i don't know. it's love. i've always had that -- no, no, h. [ laughter ] i've always said if you want to get in the mood, just think about baseball. >> steve: yeah, exactly.t i'm talking about. guys, we're down to our last album. it's from ice jj fish. do you know this? >> questlove: yes.ce jj fish. >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: now look, this is a a real dude. >> questlove: yes. ight?
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a singer? >> questlove: yeah. >> jimmy: he's a singer. >> questlove: yeah. chicago. this is his album here. [ light laughter ] it's a great album cover. >> steve: fantastic. this. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. he thought about -- he thought about throwing this album out. >> steve: he crumbled it up, threw it away.ed it out. >> jimmy: so i guess, maybe he found it on the floor. that's right. [ laughter ] that's where he got the cover this is real. here you go. let's take a listen to "on the floor." ice jj's something about the girl that just makes my head want to swirl t me wanting to tell all them other girls there's nothing else better >> jimmy: how the heck do you know this stuff? i seen her i was in shock >> jimmy: all right, all right, i can't believe that you know
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ng. i can't stop listening to it. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's on the song? >> jimmy: i've never heard anything like that ever in my's a viral hit. yes. >> jimmy: dude, ice jj fish. right there, that's the jam. "on the floor," yeah. that's what i'm talking about. time we have for our "do not play." if you have an album or song you think we should use on our next do not play, i want to see it.estions to our blog at stick around, we'll be right back with kate hudson. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big bull. i think that's old cyrus.s of do whatever the heck i want. take the long way, huh?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest ademy award nominated actress who lends her voice the new animated film theaters that friday.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, hey. >> so fun. let's go dance all night. >> jimmy: let's dance all night. we love you. good to see you. >> hello jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: you know, we've known each other for a long, long time.r 15-year anniversary of "almost famous." >> jimmy: yeah. >> 15 years. >> jimmy: 15 years ago that i met you. isn't that crazy? of that. >> which was so fun. >> jimmy: how much fun it is. >> now we're parents. >> jimmy: look at how much fun. [ light laughter ] much fun you're not having. we're not having fun at all. >> i'm like what is jimmy doing? >> jimmy: what am i doing? >> do you remember that scene?r what that scene was? >> jimmy: was that the -- >> it was -- you don't remember. [ light laughter ] it was the cut the cake scene. >> jimmy: yes.ey. remember? we were in the valley.
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sing happy birthday because it cost too much money. we couldn't. that's true.t. >> so we did cut the cake. >> jimmy: because we were trying to fake out cameron crow caught the cameras or something?w what -- >> jimmy: we thought it was funny. >> i think they cut the scene. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they cut the scene. most of the scenes i was in got ght laughter ] that was a smart move on cameron crow's part. so here you are. we have "kung fu panda 3." congrats on that. >> yes. love jack black and all those guys. >> he's so fun. we had so much fun in china. so we don't work together on ngs. >> jimmy: you do it by yourself. >> we do it by ourselves. and so jack and i had never really met.t thrown into it together in promo. next thing you know jack black and i are in china. >> jimmy: how fun is that? >> it should be videotaped.know. i would pay to hang out with you guys. >> that in itself is like, a a comedy. >> jimmy: where did you go in china?ai, then a a place called chengdu.
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if someone said to me, kate one day you'll be here, yeah, right.lly in the middle of china. >> jimmy: its giant, giant, giant. i mean, its giant, huh? >> yeah, it's huge. small place. it's really small. and your like, how many people. they're like 12 million. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] 12 million.china. >> jimmy: i would be almost afraid of something like that. because you walk in there's too many people. >> it was >> it was really cool. i got to see pandas. chengdu is the home of the pandas. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i got to go and hold a a panda? >> a little baby panda. >> jimmy: no. >> it was so insanely cute. >> jimmy: so cute. because we have a teenaged the studio. [ light laughter ] hashtag, are you here?hashtag? [ cheers and applause ]
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oh, good to see you, hashtag. to hold. >> i'll hold you. >> jimmy: that's good. you can't even see kate. it's beautiful. >> so cute. hashtag, get out of here. good to see you.. [ laughter ] >> the craziest -- that's the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life. >> jimmy: a cute panda. is he still out there? er ] >> those moves. >> jimmy: he's tired. he's exhausted. he's tired.'s depressed. no, no, no. he's just tired. >> oh, gosh.nda in my home. >> jimmy: no, you can't have him.
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movie, in "kung fu panda 3?"ay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! lf. he's tired. he's exhausted.austed. just let him rest. he doesn't want to do it any more. >> i could do this forever. >> jimmy: no, you can't do this forever. [ laughter ] stop, stop. you can't do this forever. he's exhausted. get the nurse. get the nurse to get him out of there. get him a water. so sorry about that. you play a love interest to jack black. >> i do. jimmy: the panda. so cute. >> i do. i play mei-mei and she loves herself very much.lly into herself. and. >> jimmy: very talented. she's a ribbon dancer. bon dancer. i can't get over the panda. >> jimmy: i apologize.
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>> jimmy: he couldn't get the role. >> totally. >> jimmy: he has no voice. er ] can't do it anymore. i want to show a clip here of kate hudson in "kung fu panda " check this out. >> i am mei-mei. >> wow, she's amazing. she's so, po. but please try to save all other comments until after the performance.ted yet? >> look away. look away. no, you can't. you can't. why does she keep staring at me? >> try to keep up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look away, look away. more with kate hudson after the break.
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with the lovely, the talented t here. [ cheers and applause ] go see "kung fu panda 3" in theaters this friday. g to a whole new level. it's time for "tonight show dubsmash." here we go!pplause ] tonight show dubsmash yeah >> all right. >> jimmy: there's a fun app called "dubsmash."sands of different sound bites, movies, tv shows, songs, pretty much anything. and you can even record yourself lipsyncing to them.e going to show them to you. so, kate and i are going to do a few right now. >> we are. yeah.
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i'll go first. okay. >> jimmy: just so i can -- put the headphones. >> yeah. >> jimmy: mm-hmm, mm-hmm. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. all right. all right. [ laughter ] all right. do you know what it was? >> no.i got it. it is oprah. and here we go. >> you get a car! you get a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you get a car! [ cheers and applause ] >> everybody gets a car!our earrings on. >> that was so good! >> jimmy: you look you're having earrings on! >> everybody gets a car! gets a a car!" >> whoo! >> jimmy: that will never happen in my show as long as we live. kate, you can try that one, number two. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm not laughing.
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i'm just gonna do it. . >> jimmy: yup. >> okay, i got it. >> jimmy: okay, face? did you just make a selfie face? >> no. okay. all right. >> jimmy: i'm not looking, not looking, not looking, not looking. no, you're singing something, something, something. [ laught i walked around. all right. let me see. okay, let's go. all right. can we hear it? i must have called a >> jimmy: all right. let's hear it with the sound. [ cheers and applause ]the other side [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. now you get the idea what we're doing. >> i got it. >> jimmy: all right. you get the idea? >> i got it.gonna do this here. mm-hmm. all right. [ clears throat ] i don't want to clear my throat. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: all right.woody woodpecker laughing ] applause ] >> jimmy: i don't even understand why it's fun to do >> it's so fun. >> jimmy: all right. this is a good one here. number quatro. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. all right, here we go. oh, oh. oh, oh.have no idea what it is. okay, go. ricola ricola ricola laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> you're timing's off.onist. >> jimmy: that was great. here we go. this last one, let's do this one together, okay?
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a little music so we don't hear what this is. okay. >> jimmy: cool. [ fingers snapping ] [ laughter ] i think you know what it was. it's not hard. hold on, wait, >> jimmy: all right. here we go. are you ready? >> my kids are going to love this. who let the dogs outo who let the dogs out who who who who [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about.t team out there. we love you, my pal. we love you! kate hudson! "kung fu panda 3" is in theaters friday. stick patrick. "you get a car! you get a car! you get a car!"pplause ]
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[ cheers and applause ]our next guest is the host of nbc's "football night in america." he also hosts the hugely radio program, "the dan patrick show," which airs from 9:00 a.m. to noon, five days a week. please welcome our pal, dan patrick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome. >> i love quest's tie over there. that's something i could wear ight in america." >> jimmy: you could get away with that football tie. >> i like that. >> jimmy: let's talk about the night. well, eventually, we should, right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, are you surprised that i asked you aion? what do you want to talk about? >> love kate hudson. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. we already talked about kate hudson. >> my bad.nda?
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the panda's on a stretcher right now. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> don't you find it that peyton manning's name is now "39-year-old peyton manning"? his age is attached to his name.t two weeks it will be "39-year-old peyton manning." >> jimmy: that's interesting.year-old cam newton." right? >> jimmy: they don't mention that. that's true. that's a giant we've ever had for starting quarterbacks in the super bowl. >> jimmy: this doesn't seem fair.ah. [ laughter ] i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: 39, that's the oldest, right? >> yes, it is.ldest quarterback was peyton's boss, john elway. >> jimmy: were you surprised by the outcomes yesterday? surprised with denver. carolina's great. it's just they play in carolina. for some reason, because we don't think they're formidable. if they played in philadelphia or new york, we would have a a different feeling about know, well-rounded team.
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favorites in the super bowl. >> jimmy: and cam newton, how great is that guy? >> love him. kind of a a shoo-in, i think, for mvp, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he has to be. >> but you remind me of the "late night." >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> but, okay. now, hear me out here. manning/brady. you're the next wave, energetic, different, new, exciting. right? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i like how he dances.l right, i like that. i'll take that all the way, man. i loved it, yeah. >> i looked through all your noted. >> jimmy: that's all my notes. i we don't need the notes. let's talk about kate hudson. i mean, she's just amazing, right? [ laughter ] >> she was very nice.great kisser. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you say that every time you come on, no matter who is here. >> i know. josh brolin was on last time.danny devito before that. yeah, yeah, yeah. "the dan patrick show" is going on the road, going to the
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you're just going to take the the radio show with you? >> yeah, the danettes are going out to san francisco.having a a little fun. >> jimmy: what do you do after your show? you end at 12:00 noon, right? ific time. >> jimmy: oh, my god. so 9:00 in the morning, you got the whole day. >> we drink. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's no way. >> no. we start at 10:00, not at 9:00. >> jimmy: that's correct. legally that's as early as you can start.e to bring my kids to a super bowl, finally. and i brought them -- it was carolina against the patriots. i had to work, so i got them and then, i couldn't wait to catch up with them after. dramatic finish, patriots win it. so i see my daughter, and i it?" she said, "awesome." i said, "did you take pictures?" and she said, "yes." i said, "well, what do you have?" that's jimmy. he had a hot dog. it didn't stay down long." [ la think tommy.
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she took pictures of drunk people the whole super bowl. [ laughter ] she didn't have one picture of the game. and i said, "did you watch the game?" she goes, "halftime." [ laughter ] don't care. dad hooked them up. they don't care. >> but they knew the names of the drunk fans.sound like trading cards. yeah, absolutely. "i'll trade you a louie for a a doug. "i already got 30 dougs." you know what? we love you.-- oh, any advice to denver or to carolina about the super bowl?r the broncos to win?ping up here? >> jimmy: yeah, no, this is it. we're almost wrapping up. >> is there a jets question in here?ry to sneak one in there, but it's almost too late, right? you're looking at me. you just almost shook your head "no." mean, i'll give you, like, a -- are you leading up to a jets question? >> jimmy: well, just -- [ laughter ]
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leading up to a jets question. because you're going to go, "what's the advice for carolina and denver?ets next year." see? i know where you're going. >> jimmy: what about the jets next year? [ la >> come on. >> jimmy: they're great with fitzpatrick, right? he was great. the jets are great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "yeah, yeah, yeah."itude, right? [ laughter ] yeah, look how excited you are. your eyes lit up like christmas morning, like -- the jets. nobody gives a [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: dan patrick, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] g-eazy performs for us next. >> thank you, buddy. >> jimmy: come on by whenever. dan patrick. oft cloud allows us to access information from anywhere. the microsoft cloud allows us to scale up. microsoft cloud changes our world dramatically. it wasn't too long ago it would take two weeks to sequencenome. now, we can do a hundred per day. with the microsoft cloud
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[ cheers and applause ]second album, "when it's dark out" just debuted at number one on the rap album chart. congratulations, buddy. and applause ] here to perform "me, myself, and i" with bebe rexha and a a little help from the roots,
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[ cheers and applause ] it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die cause i got me for life yeah woo-oo i don't need a hand to hold even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul r as i can see i just need privacy plus a whole lot of tree eff all this modesty i just need space to do me give the world that they're tryna see bebe right beside of me i'm buyin' three a closet of saint laurent get what i want when i want cause it's hunger what's driving me yeah be alone i just need to be at home understand what i'm speaking on if time is money i need a loan always keep keeping on as fake friends we don't
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while y'all follow when that break ends woo-oo it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die cause i got me for lifee yeah woo-oo >> jimmy fallon! new york city. [ cheers and applause ] i don't need no handthe night is cold i got that fire in my soul ything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart yeah it's keeping me alive keeps me alivenything to make me satisfied you know cause the music fills me good time yeah and i don't like talking to strangers so get the hell off me i'm anxious i'm tryna be coolo ape say eff y'all to all of y'all faces it changes though now that i'm famous everyone knows how thisus i love it the rush is amazing celebrate nightly and everyone rages i found how to cope with my angersmoney swimming in liquor my liver is muddy
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i'm still sippin' this bubbly this -- is lovely didn't get lucky i'm sick with it cuddy they all take the money isn't this funny what's up woo-oo it's just me myself and i solo ride until i dieife got me for life yeah woo-oo i don't need a hand to hold even when the night is coldy soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart yeah that's keeping melive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time yeah lonely nights i
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to take my heart's become too cold to break know i'm great but i'm broke as hell havin' dreams thatke all my life i've been told to wait but i'mma get it now it's no debate what's up woo-oo it's just me myselfe until i die cause i got me for life got me for life yeah woo-ooneed a hand to hold even when the night is cold i got that fire in my soul on't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in my heart and it's keeping me alive keeps me alive eed anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good every time cause the music
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and it gets me every time [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there. that's how to do it.e, pal. g-eazy, bebe rexha. [ cheers and applause ] "when it's dark out" is available now. verybody.
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[ cheers and applause ]nks to kate hudson, dan patrick. [ cheers and applause ] g-eazy and bebe rexha right ntlemen. [ cheers and applause ] the roots from philadelphia, right there. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow.
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